My Boss is a Baller 

"Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars) 03/04/2016 at 16:52 • Filed to: None

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*automatic* salvage title 2003 Chevrolet Aveo.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 16:58

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Because there is literally no lower rung on the automotive ladder.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 17:00

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ball so hard

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/04/2016 at 17:01

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I’d give $300 for it and flip it for $800.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 17:01

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dogisbadob > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 17:03

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Does he tell you to GTFAC every time you ask for a raise? :p

MonkeePuzzle > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 17:04

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your boss sounds like a smart man. such a daily driver allows for an epic project car at home in the garage!

or... I dunno, whatever other hobbies people spend money on... pinterest?

MonkeePuzzle > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 17:06

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I... don’t hate the aveo. just wheels and lower. Got a neat little kink over the rear. simple design. I like em

BeaterGT > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/04/2016 at 17:07

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Did you see the car next to it?

Slant6 > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 17:07

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It’s cheaper than a Cavalier.

Twism > MonkeePuzzle 03/04/2016 at 17:13

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I don’t hate that... Why don’t I hate that?!

White steelies and a low stance on an Aveo... WHY DON’T I HATE THAT?!

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 17:13

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I’d laugh if you found out he has a track ready Better that he keeps a secret.

Goggles Pizzano > dogisbadob 03/04/2016 at 17:15

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...and when you show up to work on time, and you finish all assigned work, and take short lunch breaks, and...

MonkeePuzzle > Twism 03/04/2016 at 17:16

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because driving a slow car fast is more fun than driving a fast car slow. modifying cheap cars is the essence of this hobby

Twism > MonkeePuzzle 03/04/2016 at 17:24

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I’m sure it’s complete hell to drive regardless of the speed. Aveos were terrible cars, whatever money you would throw at one to make it marginally less crappy would be better spent on something else. (source: I had two and a past GF had a Pontiac Wave)

...But as I’m typing this, I’m checking my local ad board to see if I can snag one for under $1000.

It wouldn’t be hard.

MonkeePuzzle > Twism 03/04/2016 at 17:33

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right, used they are SUCH a steal. because they are garbage

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > MonkeePuzzle 03/04/2016 at 17:34

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Sorry, but the Aveo just isn’t any good at any speed. We have one at work, and I’ve put hundreds, if not thousands of miles on it, and no matter the situation, it just isn’t fun.

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/04/2016 at 17:40

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A Geo anything?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 03/04/2016 at 17:42

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A 2016 Jetta 1.8T sport?

MonkeePuzzle > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/04/2016 at 17:44

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not for canada - australian in disguise > MonkeePuzzle 03/04/2016 at 17:45

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You know what, it kinda actually reminds me of the Daihatsu Charade with the kink in the back.

I’d personally have it’s Canadian cousin, the Pontiac Firefly Wave

MonkeePuzzle > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/04/2016 at 17:46

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yes! and I think both the Aveo and the Charade are good looking cars!!! :D

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/04/2016 at 17:47

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hmmmm......

pjhusa > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 17:51

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Is he like 15 or something

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > MonkeePuzzle 03/04/2016 at 17:54

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That’s about right. I actually was hoping to enjoy the slow car fun, but it was not meant to be, for many reasons.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-chevrolet-…

leicester > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 18:31

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Jack Does Cars > MonkeePuzzle 03/04/2016 at 22:49

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First one looks nice.

Jack Does Cars > pjhusa 03/04/2016 at 22:50

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She’s 20, and used to have a Saturn Ion.

Jack Does Cars > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/04/2016 at 22:51

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That shit cray.

Jack Does Cars > Slant6 03/04/2016 at 22:51

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Somehow.

pjhusa > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 22:51

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Alright.

Jack Does Cars > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/04/2016 at 22:51

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Imagine they’re nickels...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 22:52

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What’d she order?

Jack Does Cars > dogisbadob 03/04/2016 at 22:52

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Minimum wage employee in a right to work state? What is a raise?

Jack Does Cars > BeaterGT 03/04/2016 at 22:52

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Toyota

Jack Does Cars > MonkeePuzzle 03/04/2016 at 22:52

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and can fit in a bin.

Jack Does Cars > Twism 03/04/2016 at 22:53

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My neighbors mom is willing to give him hers for free because it’s that bad.

Jack Does Cars > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/04/2016 at 22:54

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Fish filet

(I work at a Chick-Fil-A, so I assume chicken)

Jack Does Cars > pjhusa 03/04/2016 at 22:54

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She stepped down.

From an Ion.

pjhusa > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 22:56

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I see virtually no difference, they're virtually the same in my eyes lol

Jack Does Cars > pjhusa 03/04/2016 at 22:57

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Somehow worse than the Trailblazer.

pjhusa > Jack Does Cars 03/04/2016 at 22:58

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Apparently so

Klaus Schmoll > MonkeePuzzle 03/05/2016 at 06:46

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Roberto?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jack Does Cars 03/05/2016 at 07:06

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could be worse , could be a Yugo.

Jack Does Cars > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/05/2016 at 11:09

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Yugo has character.